Today is Saturday, 4th February 2012

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How to be a Musician 101

If you have ever picked up a musical instrument, you can relate to this diagram. If not well you can still probably relate as long as you think of the pop culture catch phrase “practice makes perfect”. Musicianship comes from perfecting your craft. This is how to be a musician…through practice and more practice.

How to be a musician

How long and how much do you practice AND do you FEEL it is worth the effort. I practice 8-10 hours a week and gig another 8 hours a week.

 

Geek out ~

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The Florida Aquarium – A Tweetup

fl_aquariumLet me start out by saying thanks to Josh Carrico (@sigpejedi) and Julia Gorzka (@juliagorzka)  for organizing another awesome event. You guys make it happen! To The Florida Aquarium, they deserve a hap tip for letting us twitterers have free run of the facility.

If you’re wondering what a tweetup is, well in its simplest form its a meeting of people.  People that have adopted to twitter as a way of connecting to others in the social web.  In case you haven’t heard, and you live under a rock. The web we once looked to for information has evolved into this amazing social space.

Our local channel, Fox 13 ran a story on the local tweetup scene the night before the event. A special segment was aired during the 10 o’clock news. A record crowd of over 250 people gathered at 3 o’clock Saturday afternoon

If you have not been to the Aquarium yet. Make plans now. There is lots to see and do, as soon as you walk in there is a sting ray petting area. A variety of rays and small leopard type sharks? that will swim right up to you. On this Saturday afternoon, it was a welcomed break from the development work of jobshouts.

From the start, this event promised some excitement as a couple of  tweetup resulars would get to swim with the fishes. Another brave soul could even dive with the sharks. Yes real live blacktips, whitetips, and I even think I spotted a blue shark. Blue sharks are not known to be social creatures.

Sharks!

dscn2779I would have to say that @dandye is a rather brave lass. Swimming in the coral reef shark tank takes a bravado not found in many men. Even with the ‘body guards’ hovering over his position; there were a few times when a shark came a little too close for my comfort.

Even though there were about 10-12 sharks in the tank, they seemed slightly disinterested in the divers and pretty much swam about at their leisure. The sea turtle seemed to take a rather sporting interest in @dandye and was prodded away from him on a couple of occasions.

All in all it was a great turn-out that spoke volumes about the effect social media and twitter is having on communities across the nation. Next up I hear that the Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, has requested to schedule a tweetup at their facilities. I have been to the Dali before it moved from the Bayfront location. Promises to be a fun time. Indeed!

dscn2725One thing I think about is this. If these tweetup’s keep attracting so many people, at this pace we may need to find a larger venue to accomodate everyone. At some point there may be 500 people. Can you imagine that? I can, it is called social media for a reason.

So don’t delay, jump on board the twitter train. Come out to the next tweetup. Stop by and say Hello to myself or one of our many twitter friends. You won’t be sorry you did, Scouts Honor!

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Finding Gems on Youtube

youtube1I have long been an avid ‘tuber’, frequently spending hours clicking away on whatever caught my eye or imagination while sitting at the helm of star ship Internet.

YouTube is addictive to me, more so than any other social networking site. Facebook? zzzzzzzzzzz. MySpace? bleh I talk to my teen age daughter on occasion, watching her grow up from hundreds of miles away.

I can surf the ‘tube’ for hours, finding amusing clips of people being themselves, people acting the fool, or music clips from just about every band in existence.

Myspace and facebook bore me to tears. This probably has something to do with the fact that I know nearly no-one from HS or college years that are on FB. A few family members and the current people in my life are there. I have 30 something friends on FB and I think I know almost all of them personally.

Part of me thinks that the appeal of YouTube comes from the variety it presents the surfer. Literally there is something for just about anyone. Internet marketing? check. Hilarious skits? check. Jimmy Hendrix at Woodstock? check.

Yeah Jimmy! Whatever your tastes my be; there is sure to be something there that brings a smile to your face. Maybe even a little inspiration to create something yourself. Maybe you would like to pay tribute to something that inspires you. Maybe secretly you want to be like Eddie Vedder and play Jeremy on the acoustic guitar like this girl did.

I tried to offer her a job singing for our band, but have yet to hear back. Think she might move from Brazil to Tampa? Probably not but you never know. I think that is one of the most interesting features you can find about youtube. Connecting with people that are there, sharing vids, ideas, music, laughs.

Sometimes the comments are absolutely better than the actual video. I have spent a lot of time, in tears laughing so hard at the comments. Some of the normal people out there can write better material than Dane Cook.

As of lately though there has been a rash of copy/paste comments about completely useless and boring topics. You’ll see these mostly on popular videos. Something to the effect of….

If you copy and paste this worthless hunk of text into five more videos, while you stand on your face, bark at the moon, and recite the alphabet backwards, your best friends sisters fiance will come over and stick an ice pick in your eye on the third Tuesday of next October.

Moving along it’s fairly safe to say that this is a peek into the future. A time when entertainment is a touch away, no matter what it is. Even extreme  slingshot bungie from the back of an ATV humor…youtube has is it all.



Are you my mother – Smart Car Humor

smart_momAre you my mother? Hard to say right? LOL,  this was taken by Bonnie Newman, my girlfriend’s sister. Her caption is pretty funny, it’s pretty amazing that the cart actually looks like the smart car. Were the designers eyeballing the cart design? Hmmm that’s a great cart lets make it into a car, and call it smart. Nice Job Bonnie!

EDIT: January 22, 2012 It appears that this little photo has been picked up and went slightly viral. So, if you lift this and use it on your own site, you must link back and credit the original creators.

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For Twits and giggles…

So this morning Robin and I were sitting in Panera, joking around having a cup of joe. It’s a beautiful  Sunday, the next thing we know we start rolling off metaphors. Joking around making famous lines,  sort of twitterfied. Hmm twitterfy is that a new phrase? We replaced word(s) in some famous lines from movies, songs, speeches or pop-culture sayings. Creating these metaphors was pretty fun. You should try it.

By no means is this a comprehensive list. Just something we had a lot of fun with this morning. Have something to add? We would love to hear your famous twitterfied lines. In 140 characters or less of course.



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